Hey, all. I want to enter another humor writing contest in a few weeks, and the only direction given is word count (low: 250). Help me choose a topic, or if you hate the ones I’m thinking about, help me choose a different one.
A. I Hate The New Toaster My Husband Bought So Much, I’ve Started to Hate Him, Too
B. My Kid Got in Trouble for Adding the “F” Word to a Song in Kindergarten, But Honestly, It Made it Way Fucking Better
C. You’ll Be Relieved to Know, There is No Five-Second Rule in Surgery
D. That Time I Almost Died from a Zombie Bite
E. (A write-in idea that’s a helluvalot better than any of these duds)
Please cast your votes.